The act of jacking off while spinning in circles rapidly, and shooting a nut somewhere in your house, and leaving it for someone else to find.
Sally: God damnit Ted, why is there semen on the television?
Ted: I was playing German roulette and thats where it landed.
Sally: You're a fuck tard.
Ted: I was playing German roulette and thats where it landed.
Sally: You're a fuck tard.
by Nateba April 10, 2009
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See also: wanker
See also: wanker
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Get the German Sandwich mug.n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez
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Serves as verb, noun and adjective.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.
Example 1:
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."
Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"
Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."
Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."
Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"
Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."
Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."
by mckat September 29, 2017
Get the German-Size mug.The act of one male surreptitiously cupping or tickling the testicles of another male when hugging hello, generally without the receiver's prior knowledge.
Also known as the "Deutsch hallo".
Also known as the "Deutsch hallo".
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