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German Roulette

The act of jacking off while spinning in circles rapidly, and shooting a nut somewhere in your house, and leaving it for someone else to find.
Sally: God damnit Ted, why is there semen on the television?

Ted: I was playing German roulette and thats where it landed.

Sally: You're a fuck tard.
by Nateba April 10, 2009
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German Lopez

A smarmy little dipshit who speaks out of turn regarding topics about which he has no information.
The German Lopez is known to post large quantities of inane chatter on internet message forums.
See also: wanker
by Dilapidated Quadriped March 3, 2004
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German Sandwich

Three men, connected crotch to butt.
Wow, De Sade was really into the German Sandwich, huh?
by Paraclete September 11, 2010
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Dirty German

n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez
"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"
by Helmut Kohl July 3, 2007
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German-Size

Highly sought after size that's larger than usual, but still maintains high quality and standards without compromise.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.
Example 1:
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."

Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"

Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."

Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."
by mckat September 29, 2017
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German hello

The act of one male surreptitiously cupping or tickling the testicles of another male when hugging hello, generally without the receiver's prior knowledge.
Also known as the "Deutsch hallo".
"Hallo Heinrich"
"Hallo Jan"
*German hello*
"Oh Jan! You just tickled my balls!"
by guttingfish September 29, 2011
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German Carwash

To ejaculate on a females back and then urinate on her to rinse off the seimen
by munroe94 December 18, 2010
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