man grenade

1: a male cameltoe
2: a male package visible through his pants

"Why does he have to wear spandex? You can see his man grenade from here."

by Tim W July 16, 2008

Halo Grenade

(Used mostly in First Person Shooters)

Person who randomly chucks a grenade into the air without a target hoping it will kill someone.

(Alpha) Player 1: Here goes another Halo Grenade!
(Bravo) Player 2: Dude! that noob just killed me with a Halo Grenade!

by Stephen Risinger October 1, 2007

Cooking a grenade

Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)

Chris lucked out cooking a grenade when he farted around that turd!

by Not Chris S. December 4, 2009

the grenade

The grenade is an alternative sexual manuaveur, it begins with the basic handjob. When the man begins to orgasm however is where the grenade differs because the one handjobbing makes a fist around the erect member and clamps their thumb over the penile orfice. This is usually followed by a yelp by the man because of building pressure and is usually released quickly with a explosion of white male secretion.

Me: Hey dude why are grabbing yourself?
Mike: My girl gave me the grenade because I called her Heather half way through.
Me: Shit thats some mean and cold hearted shit right there.

by Phillip Kaltenbach March 13, 2007

Cat Grenade

Noun: An improvised weapon of the feline variety. A cat grenade occurrs when one (or more) cats is/are picked up and hurled at the offending party. The Cat Grenade is the preferred weapon of the insane, meth addicts, or the Cat Lady featured in the Simpsons cartoon series.

"That crazy bitch wouldn't leave so i threw a cat grenade at her"

by Heynurse April 2, 2010

Hand Grenade

When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'

Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!

by totallynotaposer August 30, 2016

Polish Hand Grenade

The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.

Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.

by Wignigg December 9, 2008