glock

The cheapest, weakest, least manly handgun in Counterstrike. In CS 1.5, it was pretty much impossible to kill anyone with it, even on burst-fire, but it was made a little more powerful in CS 1.6. It still sounds like a staple gun, though.

You attacked <L33t-Killah> C@p-A-C0p with Glock 18: 13 hits, 54 damage

by supaDISC June 23, 2004

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glockey

From the word glock it's someone who wields a firearm but isn't trained how to use it properly.

Damn those ballas are glockeys... we can take 'em with our hands tied on our backs!

by Penga March 22, 2008

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Glockbuster

Another name for a gun shop that is very trashy and make their guns very easy to purchase. They can mostly be found in big cities or independently owned by redneck families.

- I gotsa problem that needs dealin wit'
- Awe hell no!
- Hell yea, but ain't nuttin' I can't fix widda visit to a Glockbuster! Hello!

by Remmot August 1, 2011

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glockschmear

A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).

As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"

Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"

by brosen August 7, 2011

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