Glitter-Balling

When a female is using their toes to juggle a man's nuts while caressing their face with a pillow.

"Man, I was just reading a book the other day, and this bitch started glitter-balling me in the middle of class!"

"Damn, dude. I think you might want to rethink your game plan, homie."

by Glitter-Balla-Holic March 14, 2010

Glitter Dick Disorder

A recently formed STD caused by the grinding of two people (of opposite gender). This occurs through something so called “grinding” or “dirty dancing” at a formal event or dance. It can leave glitter in the genitalia region (the amount depends on intensity). Some symptoms that can result from “grinding” can include soreness and in rare cases - busting a nut.

Michael... has Glitter Dick Disorder

by Bennnndover October 23, 2019

Glitch in the Matrix

The rare combination of a ‘Ghost wipe’ and a ‘Ghosty’.

After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”

by Duss Duss January 25, 2022

Glatt

One badass mother-fucker that doesn't take shit from anyone except Steven Seagal. Also muscular and very attractive to both sexes. Testosterone to the brim.

Adam is one major glatt.

Chuck Norris died after having a run-in with a glatt.

by Balls Mahoney July 21, 2006

Glitter Lung

Contracting a upper respitory infection from inhaling various body accutrements slathered on strippers after visiting a strip club.

I woke up with a sore throat; I must have gotten glitter lung last night from Kristal at the club.

by niparpapjs January 15, 2006

Glitter Tits

One of the best attractions at Manville. Sometimes a stripper crazy cheerleader. An expert in "girly lady tricks."

Does that glitter tits need a ride?

by That Old Guy February 4, 2010

Glitterfaced

Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.

It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.

While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.

by kennypowers55 February 12, 2010