Grapefruit Dread

The most soul soothing band in history, simply with a different name. See Grateful Dead.

Deadhead: I was jammin' out to some soul soothing Grapefruit Dread the other day, man, it was sweeeet.
Uncle Jerry, man, rest in peace.
Young'un: You mean Jerry Garcia? And Grateful Dead?
Deadhead: *facepalm.*

by TimeKilledTheDead February 20, 2012

Grapebird

1. One that spreads gossip through the grapevine.

Jessica is such a grapebird for telling everyone about Mark and Julie.

by pure t September 4, 2012

grape squish

1) Pushing a grape in between a girls vaginal lips and popping it into a guys mouth

2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."

"Dude I totally Grape Squished that girl last night"
"Dude nice!"

"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."

by The Grape Squisher November 2, 2013

Grape Drape

Like Teabagging but with an asshole riddled with Hemorrhoids.
The act of a man/woman draping their lovely grapes all over the victims face/mouth.

Sharlene: "Oi Barry, there's a deep red snail trail down me chin"
Barry: "Got ya with the plump ones again"
Sharlene: "You grape drape me again, and I'll fuckin' make them your new testes"

by Narokath February 23, 2015

Grape Head

An immature "elementary school"insult given to you by a perverse and unsupervised 7 year old at taco bell

7 year old: "you're a grape head!"
You: "what does that even mean?"

by Jolly526 May 15, 2016

grapebomb

Where a terrorist uses various pieces of fruit to blow up a cunt

The isis member used a grapebomb on the cunts in Syria

by Squirted October 23, 2016

Grapefruit technigue

This is a technigue in which you suck a man's penis with your mouth and a grapefruit for extra pleasure

Example: Hey babe do you wanna do the grapefruit technigue tonight?

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018