front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

front row

Anything awesome.

I got the best dinner ever at the restaurant, it was totally front row.

by Bertrann July 3, 2018

Front-ending

Exactly the same as rear ending, but in a frontal manner.

Last night a guy wasn't paying attention and ended up front-ending me.

by Ryan. cap January 7, 2019

Front lawn

To inform an individual behaving in a manner not pleasing to you that you with take them outside and beat the shit out of them.

“If you don’t knock it off I’m taking you to the front lawn”
“Look you!” “Front lawn”

by Tacosdorados July 1, 2019

front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.

OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.

by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019

front seat fracas

Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.

She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

front butt

The appearance of butt cheeks on the front of the body created when a fat person tucks their belly into their shorts, and the vertical seam pinches it down the middle. Not to be mistaken for a gunt or fupa.

She quit volleyball, and now she's getting a major case of front butt.

by CoffeeHutch July 3, 2020