feltch

When you blow your load in some chicks ass then her girlfriend slurps the jizz out of her ass with a straw.

why don't you get your straw and feltch my jizz out of her ass

by soup bone September 21, 2013

Felton

spontanious young man that has a remis of around 2 inches and enjoys a fresh batch of toffee

"I just wipped up a fresh batch of toffee, somebody call Felton"

Girl: "Get your remis out of me and get the toffee."

Boy: "Rah Rah Rah no one understands you she-bear"

by Jlml October 25, 2010

Feltonism

Saying or doing something so terribly cringeworthy, you resemble Swansea's number 1 spanish advocate, James Felton.

Person 1: "Stokie Tony just retweeted 70000 people in order for them to complete their #Twitter92".

Person 2: "Omg, that is such a disgusting Feltonism".

by Stokie Tony November 15, 2013

Chunky Feltch

The act of orally drawing a mixture of semen, vomit, blood, and fecal residue from the anus of a sexual partner with a large wide straw following vigourous anal penetration with large objects.

It took a while but she finally let me chunky feltch her.

by Richard Chode June 27, 2007

Fetty Wap

A sexual act where you sit on a girl's face (or a guy... whatever) with her body laying out in front of you, and as she eats your asshole you start to slap her thighs back and forth with one hand.

Ronnie complained that his thighs hurt after he got fetty wapped the night before. His friends complained about his shit breath.

by CheedoChode November 14, 2015

Felton Close

A dull place that livens up at night.

Not much happens in Felton Close but I'm finding it hard to get to sleep.

by Rlavdia September 12, 2006

felter

food and shelter

I'm going to go to the cathedral on uni as I heard they offer felter to homeless wags like I.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 6, 2010