stall fed

Someone who sits around, has no purpose, no job, no ambition, only to eat & sleep

My son is a stall fed who lives in my basement.

by PetuniaButt January 31, 2015

Fed

Someone who is very uncool, looking for ways to create problems for others. Someone who is overall difficult to deal with.

Comes from the word Federal, as in Federal agent.

“What’s up with you friend ? He is being a dick”

“I know, Mcnuggs is such a fed sometimes”

by Jgomm May 5, 2022

Fedding

an act of snitching

If you don’t give me my money i’m fedding

by rapper nott rapper November 18, 2022

Fed

Slang term typically for FBI agents or police officers. If you see a fed in the dark, they will glow a dim green.

The feds took down my Nigerian scamming site! What happened to the free internet?

by somerandompiggo2 April 7, 2024

Fed-Jacket

A slang word typically used by those on the Right side of Politics meaning to accuse someone of being a Federal Agent online who is likely not a Fed.

"Wow look another loser is Fed-Jacket(ing) Me!"

by DooM-Dude September 19, 2025

fed child

A person who is or can be a nuisance to people around them. They are spoilt people, mainly children, who can't do anything for themselves. These type of people can be very annoying. You can find them in groups or packs of each other but they are rarely alone. It's best to stay clear of them because they can corrupt your mind and teach you to do wrong things.

Don't be a fed child
Or
You're a fed child

by NotAFedChild May 25, 2022

Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.

Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.

by QuacksO March 16, 2023