father

A person who is only there for you when convenient. Not a real dad. He tends to read books about raising your children, hoping to get all answers from them. This tends to result in him believing that all teenagers are druggies, or on steroids, and that all girls are bound to end up having unprotected sex by the time they're 16.

Any man can be a father. I takes a real man to be a dad.

by Dragonn June 26, 2005

convenience father

A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH

Oh look, there goes Eric being a convenience father again since he has a new girlfriend.

by BrookieJay February 9, 2014

Father's Day

Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃

Person 1: "Father's day is great!"
Person 2: "I can agree!"

by Wilted Roses June 15, 2019

father, son, and holy ghost

when shitting, this dump is characterized by a large turd, followed by a smaller turd, and just when you think you may have another turd on the way, only a large fart emerges.

Wow, I thought I had a whale family on the way, but it turned out to be merely a father, son, and holy ghost!

by Whooreface killa December 14, 2004

father nelson

A male will place a female in a full nelson wrestling maneuver. He then will bend her over and carry out his business.

I thought we were wrestling, then i felt a poke, that bastard gave me a father nelson.

by Trichizzel September 1, 2003

father

A man that is never there for any important things in your life and spends his time drinking and nagging like a pregnant woman...Yes he tries to hit you too

Daddy! I'm getting married, can you go?

Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?

see the definition for Ana

by Homie G April 14, 2004

L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

ratio

L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

by ur fav slave escape helper March 13, 2022