farking

The act of copulating within a suburban parkland.

Those two mad rooters are farking in the kiddy swings again!

by Fearnze February 8, 2007

backside fakie

When one goes for oral stimulation and ends up heading south of the border......this is when little Conchita is surprised with a tongue in her ass and a pinata on her nose!

Juanita enjoys batting Jose's fat pinata with her nose while recieving a backside fakie.

by Jr Mafia July 23, 2006

Fanking

The act of wanking to photos on facebook.

"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."

"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"

by scumcum May 14, 2010

Fatkini

1. A swimsuit worn by insecure fat women who would rather be seen wearing diaper-shaped bottoms than let people see their enormous FUPA. It's purpose is to make overweight girls feign confidence and think they're tricking people into thinking they're not fat.

1. "Why is that girl wearing a diaper to the beach?"

"It's not a diaper, it's a fatkini."

by Gabbi Grabby April 20, 2015

Fakin Da Blunt

Smoking a blunt in front of other people without ever passing it.

Yo son, why you fakin da blunt?

by DeceptiKhan May 24, 2011

Ya faking stubid

When you piss off a foreigner and they immediately respond with the only insulting term they know in English, attempting to say "you're fucking stupid" which is funny.

Pronounced- Y-AH F-eKIng S-tYooo-bed

Person: "Hey Ajmal, can I see your phone?"
Person: *Drops phone*
Ajmal: "YA FAKING STUBID!"

by Helookslikeshaggyfromscoobydoo October 7, 2017

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway

by Anipol May 15, 2005