I’m going to be a failure

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck

I’m going to be a failure.

by confused cajun man January 23, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Failure

The hard part is not rushing through something when it seems like failure is inevitable if you don't hurry up, even though you only get it halfway done when you do that. It's better to fail and not fear it, than to succeed because you fear failure. You never really learn or improve if you only succeed because you're afraid of failure or don't like to lose (nobody really does). Otherwise, you're the kind of person who has a go to bag of nearly limitless tricks to reach for, hoping that the other guy forgot one that you haven't used in a long time.

Failure isn't meant to be fun, not everything in life is.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass

I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen

by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023

Failure

Steven He

“Steven, You’re a failure!”
“How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”

by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021

Smug Failure

A name you can use to mention one of Failboats corrupted fans.

Look it's a Smug Failure spreading chaos with a smug look on his face.

The Smug Failure will bring chaos upon this cursed land.

by FailboatsCursedSoldier414 January 4, 2021

failuring

when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...

you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.

Mom: shit, its exam season again! Instead of watching my son failuring, I'll just disown him.

by akioweh May 21, 2022