facebookable

when someone's name is common enough to look up on facebook easily and find them.

Michelle Johnson vs. Michelle Jawnsun. Michelle Jawnsun would be a name that you could put in facebookand find the person easily that you are looking for because their spelling is a bit odd. Michelle Johnson is too common to be facebookable because too many people share that name it is harder to find that person.

by thethinker22 January 13, 2011

Facebookness

When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.

She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!

by j bobe October 7, 2009

Facebookation

A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.

Where is Fred?

Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.

For how long?

A week..

Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)

Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?

Yup.

by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009

FACEBOOKER

ONE WHO SPENDS OVER HALF OF THEIR DAY ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB.

MY PURCHASING AGENT IS A FACEBOOKER.

by RICKOLO October 14, 2011

facebook

1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else.

2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.

1) "Fuck, my porn videos aren't working, and Jean is a fat slut I don't want her over here...time to check out facebook"

2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE"
Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK! AHAHAHA"

by 1337 Fork January 12, 2008

Facebooking

To hang out in front of the computer waiting for notifications; to be bored in front of the computer; to avoid work; procrastinate.

"Hey, what are you doing today?"
"Facebooking! Shut the fuck up!"

by D.A.Y. December 20, 2007

facebook

the new way to prove your as gay as all your friends think you are

myspace for people who think that myspace was not childish enough

a good way to accomplish nothing...ever...no matter how many times you try to send farmville money to cancer awareness organizations or hungry haitians (see also U.S. Government)

Emo 1: We totally just cut ourselves.
Emo 2: I'm gonna tweet about it and update my facebook.

by backwards thongage February 5, 2010