Flex Tweet

When you're showing off and flexing at the same time.

Emely: Ray is that new American Eagle?
Ray: Yeah let me pop the tags :k
Emely: Flex Tweet!

by Sonera June 9, 2011

masta flex

to the extreme, can be used with any word in front of this...

"blank" masta flex = extremely blank
ridiculous masta flex = extremly ridiculous
hud masta flex = extremely ugly/stupid/ridiculous
pimp masta flex = a major pimp
fag masta flex = an extremely gay person
neck head masta flex = someone who realy realy deserves a neck

by matB August 17, 2006

Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.

Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"

by Durk Durka February 3, 2009

Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022

had to flex

Had 2 stunt on them hoez

Sorry bro....had to flex

by Urmomloz February 4, 2017

baby flexing

when you act like a big shot but you aint shit

Dre- "Did you see Will today?
Me- "yeah that nigga was mad baby flexing"

by hdriscoll96 November 16, 2015

Flex jr

Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.

Eoin is my only man defines Flex jr

by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023