Equilidrian

The state of one's kitchen cupboard when all the empty jars and lids match up.

While tidying up my kitchen cupboards the other day, I thought I'd chuck out all the lids that didn't match jars and the jars that didn't have matching lids. But to my surprise, my cupboard was in a state of Equilidrian, and all the lids matched up with all the empty jars. Wicked!

by Berry Blue Jelly July 26, 2014

Equi-task

To allot equal time to several different tasks, each exclusively and in sequence. The opposite of multi-tasking, it encourages equal division of remaining time into regular chunks and assignation to each chunk a single task to be focused on exclusively. This is the opposite of the multi-tasking approach that tries to balance focus on all objectives concurrently.

"The human mind is not equipped to multi-task, but it can equi-task as though the software was written for the hardware in direct machine language."

"Equi-tasking is the load-balancing of executive time management."

by OwenF August 7, 2014

equiltilibrium

Having the ability to share a quilt in bed. Masters of this are able to roll, turn and snuggle without actually moving the quilt relative to their body; thus being considerate of their partner, and symmetry in general.

The equiltilibrium was completely off, so I grabbed a sleeping bag instead.

by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015

equine strike

During intercourse the act of periodically pulling out your shlong and slapping her across the face with it to make sure she knows who's the boss

I had to deliver multiple equine strikes to my girlfriend who wanted to text while fucking.

by Horse bacon July 25, 2016

equinoch

A furious shark

There was once a Equinoch in these here oceans

by Equinoch July 10, 2016

Equicox

The time of the year when one's penis goea from hanging to the left, to hanging to the right, or vice-versa.

I felt my penis begin to move past center today. It must be the Spring Equicox.

by Tbonerstalloner June 18, 2017

equiPOTUScy

The personal quality or state of competency to politically lead a country just as good as the incumbent 'Leader of the American Societal Theatre (LAST).

Hey dude, can you teach the international community how to collectively gain equiPOTUScy in order to face that Falsehood of an American President (FAP)?

by EndgamePuncher September 3, 2017