A web-based disorder in which the patient is beset with the need to comment continuously on another's Facebook wall. Their dedicated doting is not done out of affection but out of an extreme insecurity. These positive comments are the web2.0 equivalent of pissing on a tree to mark territory. Attempts to delete these pheromone-infused comments will only accelerate their onslaught until you're inundated with notifications from being tagged in photos you aren't in, and your statuses being "liked" regardless of their content.
At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.
by Hazel R. Felix February 11, 2010
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The act of using your fingers to violate and force a sexual and violent act upon an unwilling victim.
To be fingered without consent.
To put yer fingers in someone's puss when yer not suppose to!
To force electrical equipment up someone.
The act of using your fingers to violate and force a sexual and violent act upon an unwilling victim.
To be fingered without consent.
To put yer fingers in someone's puss when yer not suppose to!
To force electrical equipment up someone.
A Masseur was jailed for digital rape under the Victorian Crimes Act for fingering one of is clients without her consent.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the digital rape mug.The unfortunate happenings during a DVD's viewing when parts of the image start to misalign in large blocks, often resulting in the freezing of the movie.
I was mad yesterday when I couldn't watch all of "Walk the Line" when the DVD messed up; it was digitally gross.
by G. Thomas September 4, 2006
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Get the Going Digital mug.A term indicative of the tools used to implement and execute sexual attraction over the internet. May also refer to the sexual attraction of one to digits (fingers).
This relationship is tangled in a web of digitalia.
I apologise for my typing errors, I am suffering from a bout of digitalia at the moment.
I checked out his hands, it was digitalia at first sight.
I apologise for my typing errors, I am suffering from a bout of digitalia at the moment.
I checked out his hands, it was digitalia at first sight.
by Horsey of Gormenghast April 7, 2005
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My 80 year old grandma is such a digitard, she actually thought she could play the .m4a files she downloaded from iTunes on her Dell DJ.
by The Doke June 11, 2006
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