Post Nut Depression 

A feeling that is complex and mystifying.You never know why it happens but it does.

Mom: Are you ok son?
Son:You wouldn’t understand.The post nut depression just hit.
Dad:I understand my child.

Post Nut Depression by Macaroni and Cheese Bitch October 27, 2019

depression-sit

You know when you get to work, but you wait in your car so you can listen to the rest of your favorite song, or maybe a funny part of a podcast? This is like that, but without the music. There's no way you're hopping out of the car and starting a work day without questioning your life choices first. Alternatively, you might compulsively scroll through your various social media feeds instead of questioning your life choices.

You can also depression-sit on a toilet, but your feet might fall asleep.

Boss: "Matt, you're late again." Matt: "Well, I got here on time, but then I had to depression-sit for about 15 minutes before I could bear the thought of entering the building."

Can also be used as a noun: "My boss texted me and interrupted my depression-sit".

depression-sit by mattmovesmountains January 24, 2020

Fake depression 

Usually middle schoolers would do this for attention by faking mental illnesses. Always post on their Snapchat story DHMU, only the real ones would know, always uses the 💔😕 emojis also uses Simpson edits to show their “depression” And denies when confronted about it. And don’t forget this one, they always like to date people then break up with them then post a heartbroken emoji on their story.

Every middle schooler on their story,”Don’t hit me up I need time to think, only the real ones would know.” A.K.A Fake Depression

Fake depression by @andyloll2 August 3, 2019

netflix depression 

The period after finishing a television series on netflix in which you search to fill the void it left in your life.

Tommy just finished season five of Breaking Bad and is suffering from major netflix depression.

netflix depression by ablake08 September 25, 2013

depression 

Im probablyl not adding anything realy new but this is my description of depression.

Imagine sitting inside of a box, Its a totaly transparent box, You can see a whole world outside of you with all the pleasures it can offer (you know like having fun with friends, playing games, listening to your favorite music, etc) Heres the catch, that box your inside of... Its bolted to the ground. Your trapped inside with no way of ever getting out.

To me, That is what depression feels like

Depression
I feel like a rat in a trap, Always wanting to break free of my restraints and run, But the metal only digs deeper the more I struggle.

depression by Skullbait July 2, 2007

National Depression Day 

Everyday of my life besides Fridays

Tomorrow is just another national depression day

National Depression Day by Leopards May 25, 2018

Video Game Depression 

A state that occurs when an average video gamer becomes less fond of his current games. In most cases the average gamer starts playing less and is less interested in video games. The only known relief is the purchase of a new game.

1 Hey, Bud you haven't been on in a long time.

2 Yeah all my games appear to be boring and useless.

1 Oh No, your in a video game depression!

Video Game Depression by ROFL A11 March 5, 2010