lagoon donkey

a fucking ugly woman

shit you look like a lagoon donkey

by fwaaf September 16, 2002

Jizz donkey

An art form compromised almost entirely of sperm on a canvass in UV light amidst other bodily wastes.

Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.

Guy 1: "Oh god damn that jizz donkey is bitchin'!"
Nigel :"Why yes! It's smashing!"

by Lucy Griffiths August 20, 2011

Blue gilled sea donkey

Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home

P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey

by Anonymous9492349 December 29, 2010

Donkey Punchers

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.

Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."

Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."

by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010

danky dank

The best of the best, the dankest of the dank, whether it be powder in the mountains, mary jane in your bowl, or anything exceedingly danky...

Damn that was some sweet pow pow, this snow is the danky dank.

by Daddy D April 28, 2006

hung like a donkey

A man who has large genitals

Jeez, he's hung like a donkey!

by chump April 23, 2003

Donkey Dick Guarantee

A guarantee so outrageous that it makes you think of a Donkey Dick.

That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!

by FistFire July 12, 2007