When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
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When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!
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started off as a trend which describes the strange combinations of food popularly women or men eat. ie plain pasta with butter or pickles and peanut butter which a choc nesquick milk. (similar to depression meals in the sense that they are lazy and quick meals)
using this context it is now used to describe someone attractive who has a plain/mediocre look to them however, can easily be ‘devoured’ due to their appearance
using this context it is now used to describe someone attractive who has a plain/mediocre look to them however, can easily be ‘devoured’ due to their appearance
by delulugirl July 24, 2023
Get the girl dinner mug.A dinner, usually intended to be romantic, in which the lighting is limited to candles. Lowering the lighting in this manner helps to make the atmosphere more relaxed, and is reminiscent of simpler times before the electric light was available.
by Mooshington October 8, 2009
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Man I swear that chick had eaten a barrel of cat shit. She must have got the dirty dinner tonight id bet.
by Whiteboy502 August 24, 2019
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She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
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