Rae Castagno Taft

Rae Taft a celebrity that is born in Las Vegas Nevada that lives in Los Angeles California instagram famous with over 100K fans and associates with the kardashions, Tayler Holder and his family.

Johnathon: Did you see Rae Castagno Taft I saw her at the beach ?
Nathan: Yes I did she walked up to me at the same beach two days ago and complimented my outfit and I ask her for a photo with her

Johnathon: really? What’s she like in person
Nathan: Rae Castagno Taft has the kindest soul your ever meet and she’s famous look at the photos we room together!
Johnathon: that’s so amazing I’m jealous.

by Tayler Holder December 17, 2021

Costanza

To set out to accomplish a life task, only to fail miserably right off the bat. Usually done so in a humerously ironic manner that will make great campfire stories later on in life.

Examples of a Costanza would include, but are not limited to:

Spilling hot chocolate on the girl you've just met, thus giving her 3rd degree leg burns and forever friending you by default.

Falling into a gaping lawn hole while attempting to act suave whilst playing hot potato with various clothing items.

Attempting to engulf any sort of hot vegetable whole without the aid of silver ware, thus creating an awkward situation along with severe tongue injuries.

Sitting in a room, petting a dog's ass for 3 hours while your friends make moves on the girl you came there in the hopes of getting to know.

Being caught with dubious amounts of contraband by an insane lawyer, then proceeding to forge a night's worth of false documents in order to prove your innocence.

Chris: "So, you think that girl I met the other day will be there tonight? I really hope so, because she seems pretty cool."

Kyle: "Yeah man, just don't screw this up. Play it cool, you'll be fine."

10 Minutes after arriving to her house....
*Chris spills hot chocolate all over the girl's leg, and swallows a potato whole, then proceeds to pet the dog's ass the rest of the night out of shame and confusion*

Kyle, Mike, Chris: "COSTANZA!!!! CO-STANZA!!!"

by Prophet of Hope March 5, 2008

custard's last stand

Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents

It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

monkey custard

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

by warbob May 24, 2006

creamy custard

ejaculating inside of a girls vagina and she queefs it out

dave:i pulled the creamy custard on jenny last night and she fainted

by Ginger Firecrotch January 1, 2008

Castaway

Wadding up and depositing large amounts of toilet paper prior to dropping a deuce. Feces will float on top of toilet paper, like Tom Hanks on the raft in the movie
"Castaway".

I knew that shit was going to be massive so, I left a castaway. That way I could share my effort.

by the mad deucer February 27, 2011