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Crusty NastyAnus

The remainder of goop left over from a massive shit that plopped into the toilet, causing the poo, pee, vomit, bacteria, menstrual blood, and whatever else is in your toilet at the time to spew up into your anus, leaving you with a dripping mixture of FUN.
Sam:Yesterday I let go of a perfect 'S'!

Joe: AWESOME!

Sam: Not really... left me with one hell of a Crusty NastyAnus
by Fracktard January 6, 2012
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Crusty Knuckle

After someone has fisted another person, they leave their hand uncleaned for a while. The fluids, dry and harden on the hand, forming a Crusty Knuckle, or Crusty Knuckles depending on the severity.
Jasmin fisted Leeroy. She left her hand overnight an the shit hardened. In the morning her hand had turned into a Crusty Knuckle.
by L.Jenkins January 11, 2012
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Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.
I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.
by ExtendedMags April 14, 2012
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Crusty Shutdown

The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.
Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.

Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.

Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.
by ropeslinger August 12, 2013
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crusty mayonnaise

A dried semen stain, usually on clothing or furniture.
Guy 1- Hey man, take a look at this stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It looks like some crusty mayonnaise
by Not ur dad but doin ur mom September 30, 2013
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crusty scissors

Me and my girl had sex

What did you do?
Crusty scissors
by Pears February 5, 2015
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Crusty

A hand rolled cigarette and/or spliff/joint consisting of the discarded remnants of cigarette butts/roaches.
I'm so poor I had to raid the ashtray to roll a crusty.

I just cleaned my room and found enough spliff roaches to roll a crusty.
by doodad June 6, 2015
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