chocolate yarmulka

When two people are playing naked leapfrog, and the person doing the 'leaping' doesn't quite make it over the other person, thus landing on their head, hence giving the unlucky person a 'chocolate yarmulka'

"Did a bird just drop a load on your head, or did you just get a chocolate yarmulka at the nudist colony?"

by Tim A October 17, 2005

chocolate tunnel

The ass hole of a man or a woman.

Dude I gave her some good lovin' deep in the chocolate tunnel.

by mike b jr July 31, 2006

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.

Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee

by skidsstars October 10, 2018

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 8, 2005

chocochop

A delicious chocolate pork chop. Critically acclaimed by some, discarded as 'hauntingly stupid' by others.

"Yo man, swing by later. Bitch is cookin' up some chocochops."
"Awesome, I fuckin' hate my arteries!"

by Ivan Nikolayevich October 22, 2007

Chocolate Meathole

The gaping void or "bore-hole" left in a rectum following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after rigorous and sustained intercourse.
cf meathole

"...as he cheerfully lapped the foetid felch from her freshly excavated chocolate meathole he felt an unexpected ..."

by violinclination January 18, 2009