Craig Murray

The Craig Murray incident. In 2008 a video was made by the tenderloins in which featured Sal and Murr. Murr had gotten back at Sal for eating his burrito by going into the future and fucking Sal’s future daughter, Sal would then also go into the future and fuck Murr’s son and date him for 6 months but would then break up with him.

Guy: Hey, have you seen the Craig Murray incident.

Girl: Yeah I have, it was funny as fuck.

by 1llumiii May 25, 2023

Craig The Great

The GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and nonexistence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.
Craig The Great is the god of The Greats.

Craig The Great is the GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and nonexistence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.

Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?

by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016

Doing the Craig

To engage in homosexual activities with a US congressman in a bathroom, preferrably at an airport.

-Hey man, were you doing the Craig in there?
-you know it!

by Nick Kruger December 30, 2007

craig maher

the sexiest lad on earth.

WOW. look at him he's a real Craig Maher

by chinawoman9999 February 27, 2016

Craig's Lice

Parasitic insects notorious for infesting human genitals. The same as crab lice but speaks to the origin of getting them through illicit contact from Craig's List's personal sight.

If you hook up with her your liable to get a case of Craig's lice.

by sfdawg December 7, 2010

Craig Muir

One angry gamer

Literally anyone: "Uh oh, it's Craig Muir"

by Purple Beach April 7, 2021