Craig Muir

Literally anyone: "Uh oh, it's Craig Muir"
by Purple Beach April 07, 2021
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craig maher

WOW. look at him he's a real Craig Maher
by chinawoman9999 November 25, 2015
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Craig Murray

The Craig Murray incident. In 2008 a video was made by the tenderloins in which featured Sal and Murr. Murr had gotten back at Sal for eating his burrito by going into the future and fucking Sal’s future daughter, Sal would then also go into the future and fuck Murr’s son and date him for 6 months but would then break up with him.
Guy: Hey, have you seen the Craig Murray incident.

Girl: Yeah I have, it was funny as fuck.
by 1llumiii May 26, 2023
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Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.
Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?
by c.cleanpipes March 20, 2016
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Black Craig

Someone who got ashy ankles and wears doc martins wit low socks
Lil nigga got them Black Craigs on!
by Joe Pickles October 01, 2023
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Hi Craig

Hi Craig
Hi Craig please marry me, I am deeply in love with you <3
by Hi Ivan June 20, 2021
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Craig's Lice

Parasitic insects notorious for infesting human genitals. The same as crab lice but speaks to the origin of getting them through illicit contact from Craig's List's personal sight.
If you hook up with her your liable to get a case of Craig's lice.
by sfdawg December 07, 2010
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