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Cougar Clog 

When you bring home a cougar and she
breaks your toilet
Dude did you bang yhat cougar kast night?
yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!
Cougar Clog by vpamelectricman July 13, 2010

cougar bits 

the prey of the urban cougar (i.e. a mature woman who explores a predilection for younger men). typically a male in his late teens to mid 20's. synonym(s): bobcat
Paul: "Dude, Susie 30-something over there is totally looking at you like cougar bits."

Alex: "Well, I am pretty tasty. I HEART COUGARS!"

Cougar Cub 

A male or female(depending on sexuality) that enjoys cougars hunting on them or go out especially for cougars.
Jenni is cougar cub, she only dates older women.
Max loves cougars, he is a cougar cub.
Cougar Cub by Squeaks6 August 7, 2012

Cougar tag 

An intermediate drivers license or learners permit that allows a teen to legally drive a cougar around.
I just went to the DOL and picked up my cougar tag, now i have to pick up women twice my age to drive.
Cougar tag by tinny mctaptap January 28, 2009

Cougar Stomp 

1. The Act of fornicating with an older lady also known as a Cougar

2. The Act of getting Mauled by a mountain lion.
1. Suzy Got Cougar Stomped by Ryan last night.

2. Frank got Cougar stomped now he is in the hospital
Cougar Stomp by Brad Swift November 15, 2010

Cougar Nip 

(noun) A young man who is attractive to older women.
Did you see the movie where the boy took off his shirt? Now, that was some cougar nip!
Cougar Nip by Little Boo May 8, 2011