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Conrad

guy #1: bro ru gay
conrad: yea lol
by urmomgaycelina September 5, 2021
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contagion

(v) to go to extreme measures to avoid getting sick as in wearing a gas mask.
*cough cough cough*

Are you sick? I'm about to go contagion on your ass.
by Truth Serum Now September 15, 2011
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cornagraphy

hot tasty corn, usually buttered up, dancing it out so you can mastrubate
On my farm, I watch cornagraphy for hits. Makes my penis erect.
by Corn Addict December 21, 2008
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Chronic Contagious Nymphomania

1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.

2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.

Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
by Dr Maarkan May 9, 2008
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Dirty Conrad

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"
"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"
by Bruceleeroy September 20, 2007
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courage

An older term for sexual prowess; the ability to perform sexually. Usually used in the negative.
My husband has lost his courage; he hasn't performed his marital duties for over a year now.
by Iodine April 4, 2004
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Liquid Courage

A alcoholic drink that is mixed:
It is 1/2-3/4's a glass of Long Island mix, then you add red bull, and then a few splashes of cranberry juice.


Mixed properly, and it will get you drunk so quickly, and you don't ever even feel it coming on.
Man, I drank only 4 or 5 Liquid Courages last night, and I'm still feeling it this morning.

I failed the breathalyzer after only one of those Liquid Courage drinks.
by Drew McKelly February 16, 2009
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