Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

by thjam September 19, 2014

Terms and Conditions

Something no one reads

Hey you need to read the Terms and Conditions

by Trusted Guy August 25, 2022

Candidate for meat

A girl who is attractive, despite being too skinny. The term suggests that she's attractive enough to sleep with, but should probably eat some cheeseburgers. In both cases, meat is what she needs.

That checkout girl is kinda cute. What do you think?

Yeah, but she could stand to gain some weight. I'd say she's a candidate for meat.

by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009

codicy

when someone playing call of duty on xbox live or ps3 does something curtious.

it is common codicy to not steal someones kill.
it is not common codicy to be a little faggot on the mic.

by benisg January 31, 2010

Candi Pantz

A derogatory label applied to a person prone to inappropriately storing candy in their undergarments, usually for the illicit enticement of minors.

He can't go within 200 feet of a playground or school 'cause he's a candi pantz.

by Sean Krausz December 30, 2010

candian twister

When you put maple syrup in the anus while twisting and pushing in and pulling out

I totally gave her a candian twister and she liked it

by Knucklezz420 August 2, 2018

candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.

Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.

by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019