Kid: What does "comfort" mean?
Person: Look at this picture of Louis Tomlinson.
Kid: Ohhh, I get it!
Person: Look at this picture of Louis Tomlinson.
Kid: Ohhh, I get it!
by 28toinfinity December 23, 2021
Get the Comfortmug. A trio that gives a lot of comfort to you. A trio that makes you smile and gives you joy. They can probably make you laugh without even trying.
by ashicha August 20, 2021
Get the comfort triomug. A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort
by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020
Get the Southern Comfortmug. by Xoogster February 16, 2024
Get the comfort breakmug. A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.
Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.
The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!
Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.
Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
Get the Clit Comfortermug. by urdadwhostillisntbackwithmilk March 13, 2024
Get the Comfortablemug. An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.
Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?
It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?
Ha-ha very funny.
It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?
Ha-ha very funny.
by Ratched, RN September 12, 2019
Get the comfort animalmug.