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comfort break

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!
by Xoogster February 16, 2024
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Comfortable

To feel cozy and warm. When you could fall asleep where you are.
Sleeping naked is the most comfortable thing in the world
by anonymous March 28, 2021
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Comfortably Numb

No emo poseur is safe from this holy song.
Emo poser: "Dude...I'm crying 'cause Taking Back Sunday is so good..."
Me: "Nice opinion. Sadly, youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk"

Yes, that is the YouTube Topics video for Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.
by 7568ino December 28, 2023
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slum comfort

Laying around in your old possibly dirty cloths and not carrying because you are at the peak of comfort
Man look at Stephen he is in nirvana with his slum comfort
by Mrbeanman October 24, 2017
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comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
my comfort ex is my soulmate
by celsmeow September 8, 2023
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Comfort Family

When you smell a person and their clothes smell of comfort

Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort

Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!
“Crikey! I sniffed that boy - he’s from a comfort family”
by Dr. Khatari February 7, 2022
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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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