Gwen Collene

Somebody who has a SERIOUS foot fetish

Don't take off your shoes around her she's a Gwen Collene....

Kylie is way better than Gwen Collene!

by Kwisyhwkaidysn November 28, 2021

3 coldness levels

Level 1 40 to 59 degrees F outside and inside is Brick

Level 2 32 degrees F to 49 degrees F Cinderblocks outside and inside

Level 3 29 degrees F to below zero degrees F is Diamonds outside and inside

The term 3 coldness levels is defined by two construction rocks and one gemstone.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s 40 with a high of 59 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s brick.

Nick Purcell, You man it’s 32 with a high of 49 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s cinderblocks.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s zero with a high of 29 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s diamonds.

by Nick Purcell April 24, 2022

dirty colonel

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards

Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit

by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022

Being coloneled

The process of Russian officers being removed from Ukrainian sovereign territory by means of explosion

Dozens of Russian officers are being coloneled every week

by Horst von Hubert May 11, 2024

Avelina Coleen

She’s the best girl you will ever meet . She has a big bum and boobs and and always doesn’t fall to make you laugh . She’s drop dead gorgeous but can have a bit of attitude when you piss her off . She tends to like big dawgs. Nice lips and eyebrows and very kissable . Her bum jiggles when she walks .

Avelina Coleen is the goat !

by psy.painter February 11, 2026

Belch fed colonel sanders

What happenes when you eat 10 chicken bowls and 3 twisters

I don't want to be belch fed colonel sanders man

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Call of the colonel

When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.

Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.

“I was driving around last night when I got the Call of the colonel, fuck it was good.”

by Captain Greaseball September 15, 2023