cock block

when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.

Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."

by Hotpinkluvr May 13, 2009

Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Cock Block By Da Big Mitch

A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.

Did you really get a cock block by da big Mitch

by Scuba Steve eats children March 6, 2019

cock block

Robbie Burns

Oh you were cock blocked? By who? ... Oh! Robbie Burns was there..

by BoysNYC November 6, 2012

cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.

Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.

by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020