crumblemuff

A crumbly muffin, and/or weird textured vagina.

"That bitch had a crumblemuff like you wouldn't believe."

by crumblemuff1 April 12, 2014

crumblefuck

A word first used in 2017 by the popular YouTuber FlipSideMaster that means a complete shit storm of a mess that is falling more apart by the minute. A simple analogy is your pecan cookie that is dry as all living hell that your grandmother always has in a plastic container.

FlipSideMaster's headset mic is a crumblefuck! I can't hear myself think with that droning sound being blasted into my eardrums!

by FlipSideMaster January 19, 2017

Chumberdink

A Chumberdink (chum-bêêr-dink) is the genitals of a male which is simply a little bit plumper yet not quite fully erect when engaged in copulation with others.

'Oi Barry, I was with this Hispanic gentleman in a Hawaiian shirt last Thursday and oooof. Once he started oiling up his chest hair I popped a full on chumberdink then and there.'

by WilliamWordsworth May 17, 2017

crumbleshoe

When you don’t know what to say in a conversation, the crumbleshoe is what you bring up.

Have you guys heard the news about the crumbleshoe?

by Willybeast100 December 24, 2017

crumblecunt

A word for someone so inept and stupid, they can barely function in society. Also a dysphemism for a fluffy vagina.

You stupid crumblecunt don't press the red button!!!!

Her vagina is so fluffy it literally is a crumblecunt.

by TheToxicChad July 9, 2018

Cumblebrag

A humblebrag about sex.

Person 1: It’s so hard for me to find condoms that aren’t super tight!
Person 2: Nice cumblebrag, bro.

by P53UD0NYM68420 January 7, 2019

crumbledrag

The feeling when you look down at the front of your sweater or look across the table at your date's sweater to find more food on it than on the plate.

Mark experienced crumbledrag when he noticed his blind date's top was covered with bits of her doughnut and in disgust he blurted"Be careful you're getting some of that in your mouth."

by sheila in the car January 13, 2019