Christopher columbus

Christopher Columbus is CREDITIED with discovering "the new world", but in fact, he didn't.

Hey kids! Who found America!
2nd graders: Christopher Columbus!
No! The Vikings!
2nd graders: o.o

by vicvic30 December 24, 2008

Christopher Robertson

A thoughtful boy with a heart of gold. He is easily pressured by life's situations and heavily influenced by the people surrounding him. He has many aspirations and knows how to achieve them. He cherishes those he loves in quirky ways. He is widely loved by close friends and family that can see him for the beautiful person he is.

Christopher Robertson is great in bed

by FormiddaBle April 10, 2015

Daniel Christopher

Half Mexican guy that likes to pretend cactuses are his dick (on pictures)

People say " Oh Christ" or "oh Jesus" when they see this picture, this is where the second name " Christopher" comes from

too many examples for Daniel Christopher, hard to pick one

by Crazylezard June 7, 2018

Christopher Robbins

The act of a young boy cutting a hole in a stuffed toy bear and proceeding to ejaculate inside then defecate on the front of the bear and call it winnienthe pooh, pooh bear, or just pooh.

The young boy was alone in his room one night and pulled a Christopher Robbins. That bear will never be the same again.

by Toxicinjector January 26, 2016

Christopher Reeve

A great actor who played superman. But then he fell off his horse or something stupid and turned into a cripple. He is now the blunt of hilarious jokes, although they aren't quite as funny now that he's dead.

The latest superman movie will be released this summer. It has a new twist though. Superman's weakness is no longer kryptonite, but rather, stairs.

by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005

Christopher Michael

A Christopher Michael (CM) is one individual who is addicted to Kelly Clarkson and makes sad jokes. This person is often loud, can occasionally make one good joke in one hundred and has various moles on his face and body.

That Christopher Michael made a sign at the Kelly Clarkson concert and Kelly Clarkson rejected his marriage proposal.

by driaxx February 26, 2009

christopher reeved

to smoke marijuana that makes you paralyzed.

Did you go to class today JP?
No I got christopher reeved and haven't left the house in 3 days.

by Alligator UGH May 6, 2008