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swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.
I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.
by Biglig April 10, 2016
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lip-chipler

It is a fucking annoying mother fucker who puts too much lip chap on and they won't stop
Chance: you just put lip chap on 30 seconds ago
Lucas: so?
Chance: Slow down you fucking lip-chipler
by chance hoe September 8, 2016
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Boner Crippled

"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"
by TheNippleAssassin May 24, 2016
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slag chipper

A slag chipper is anyone who is a slut
Fuck that 'slag chipper' just ran the gauntlet on me.
by Mike dixlong June 9, 2017
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Nail chipper

An personl who has a job working in manual labor. An example of this job would be a gardener, landscaper, maid. Basically anybody who has jobs work working for some rich rich rich ass motherfuckers. Specifically jobs that may damage your hands, manual labor, any kind of shit job that a rich person would rather pay for than risk chipping a nail for.

The job needn't be labor intensive or difficult on your hands, & expands to any sort of blue collar job.

Not necessarily correlated with a low income job. An example would be a GM of a country club. Maybe this person even grew up in a upper-middle-class wealthy family but this dude works at a fucking club for some rich motherfuckers. He will always be polishing those shoes for a living, chipping those nails for those chipless, manicured, vanilla-smelling handed cake eaters.

Some nail chippers may even socialize with those who employ them such as a caddy shoe shiner maybe a Gourmet Chef that works for a rich family and Cooks their meals all fucking day I do probably make a lot of money probably won't go to Starbucks and probably probably bougois, maybe a yuppy.

I found it nail chippers gravitate towards cake eaters specifically due to the consistency of work cake eaters demand( companies that do landscaping snow shoveling Christmas light decorating.

Ironically, nail clippers maybe even called upon to the cake eaters home for a special manicure pedicure.
Hello Meredith hello chadsworth. Sorry to ask such a question would you have a recommendation for a good nail chipper? We can't seem to get hours to fold the children's sheets properly and I'll be damned spend the first half hour of my morning listening to our current nail chipper talk about how our kids couldn't sleep cuz she can't learn how to fold the fucking sheets properly.

Yeah man there's no way I'm going to go to work for a fucking employer that gives me a drug screen. I don't mind running around chipping nails for a buck.

I don't care how much they're going to pay me !

Dude, will be making like 200 Grand a year being a manager at the Snack

Shack at the Country Club! Are you crazy!

Brah, I wouldn't Brown cake eaters for a career if they guaranteed Lady Gaga would give me a blowjob every morning after my bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
by rockynugs November 30, 2018
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crotch crippler

When a Male is getting rode by a BBW and she begins to chicken wing ride that D and your pelvic region becomes shattered and or displaced/dislodged. Which would make her a Crotch Crippler.
Man with this BBW and she tried to "crotch crippler" me man but I wasn't getting on bottom
by Tyrone Lee yokishima March 8, 2019
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nasty cripple syndrome

A propensity of some embittered differently able persons to behave rudely or inconsiderately, certain that they will get away with it out of pity.
"There's another phony blonde."
"Sorry about my dad - he's got nasty cripple syndrome since he's been in a wheelchair."
by JohntheFinn March 13, 2019
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