A cheesy hampton is usually suffered by teenage blokes. They wake in the morning after dreaming about shagging some tart (or bloke) only to find they have stale sperm trapped around their dicks. Hampton Wick is a suburb in London, it is Cockney ryhming slang for Dick. Hence cheesy Hampton.
I say Roger, do you mind awfully and going to the bathroom and have a 'gentleman's wash. I can smell that Cheesy Hampton of yours, and it is fucking stinking out my house. Oh and please do not use my toothbrush whilst washing your pecker. Last time you were here, I had a mouthful of cheese you rotton bastard.
by Britannic May 24, 2009
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person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
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Myles: "How did the date go last night?"
Ant: "It wasn't going too well until she whipped out the Wotsits and gave me a Cheesy Roger "
Ant: "It wasn't going too well until she whipped out the Wotsits and gave me a Cheesy Roger "
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Get the Cheese and fries mug.An icon represented by three horizontal lines which displays a menu when clicked. Also known as a hamburger menu or hamburger icon. The term was coined by high-school math teacher Timothy Miller in 2019.
I clicked on the cheese slice menu and a list of options appeared on the left-hand side of the screen.
by tjmtheman December 4, 2019
Get the cheese slice menu mug.Cheesewid Is one of the few beings in the multi-universe who does not have a copy of himself he is the only one who has the power to deflect uno reverse cards and he is the very Cheese of Cheese and should be feared by all others who think they are cheesey because they can't be nearly as cheesey as CHEESEWID. Cheesewid is someone who you will find very hard to find because if you look for him he will plague your underwear with old cheese smells and you cannot get any of da girls which will make you give up. If you locate the mighty cheesewid you will have to have some sort of repellent in order to survive or have a naturally built repellent such as baffoon. He is undefeatable. You will never win. The only way to rid this being is to offer all of your cheese you have ever owned. His good freinds are some of the great names as Jesus,Thanos,Baffoon,And Yeetus. He is a known being throughout the multiverse and many powerful figures such as The Avengers and DC and KFC. If Cheesewid gets bored and feels like punishing the vast multiverse with his cheesiness he will choose a random location and USE HIS CHEESE on them witch will cause the universe itself to shake. There is one location where Cheesewid lives and that location has become purely cheese and nothing else. Anyone who lives there has learned and adapted to survive with cheese. These people are also known as the Cheesewidians They are an extension of Cheesewid because they have become that. They are only loyal to CHEESEWID.
Oh No the Mighty Cheesewid is here! We must put on our baffoon repellent and give him all of our cheese!
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