Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside

Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child

by Psycho_Duck13 May 28, 2018

shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.

Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:

by cbro/dotsightt April 5, 2020

um child anways so

just watch nikki minaj

big boobs ? um child anways so

by hiwap October 5, 2020

Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

by Yopmail User November 6, 2022

Chalk Child

Racial slur towards people of Caucasian descent, comparing the color of their skin to Chalk.

Shut up you Chalk Child.

by etern4l1 January 8, 2023

starving slave child

(adjective) used to describe a person who isn't neccesarily starving but whose parents make them work so much around the house that they don't have time to eat and then they feel nutritionally challenged.

M'Kayla have you had dinner yet?" "No, unfortunately I am one of those starving slave children.

by callmecrazycauseimoncrack December 14, 2010

Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017