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A child that’s never allowed to go outside
Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child
by Psycho_Duck13 April 20, 2018

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When you receive fellatio from a woman and deem it necessary to note such an occurrence
“Y’ar, thar she blows!” - A lucky pirate receiving a surprise act of blowjobbery
by Psycho_Duck13 October 18, 2020

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