Cotton-Jockey

Derogatory term for someone of African decent, similar to nigger, spook, coon, or gatorbait.

Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.

by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 July 30, 2012

cotton knockers

A pair of breasts in a cotton t-shirt

"Check out those cotton knockers"

by bongcruise June 24, 2016

Canton Wafflehouse

A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.

"Did you hear? Dekoda gave Dustin a canton wafflehouse at the party last night."

by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016

cotton bomb

When a woman soaks a tampon in her choice of alcohol before inserting it into her vagina for a quick buzz.

Hey Stefanie, I'm losing my buzz. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and replace my cotton bomb.

by G-Money Spot August 12, 2017

catwon

A baby kitten 5-6 months old a cute cat a catwon has to be a tabby cat or a black cat whith tabby stripes

The catwon was very cute but yet so very visous.

by Mumbum December 13, 2017

cottonier

A servant whose job is to wipe his or her master's ass post defecation.

Louie XIV had a servant for everything including a cottonier.

by Tree.Skier April 14, 2018

Cotton Excavation

When the underwear ride or are wedgied so far up, deep inside the ass crack you gotta dig them out.

I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.

I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018