A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
Get the Wet Calvinmug. The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
by BobywasabiLUV@yourmom.com October 31, 2022
Get the Calvinmug. by ਕੈਲਵਿਨ June 26, 2022
Get the Calvinmug. by bakedcalvin August 10, 2021
Get the Calvinmug. We don’t talk about “it”
by Ruly January 11, 2019
Get the Calvinmug. by xxcharliedunkinxxaddisxxvinnie November 16, 2021
Get the calvinmug. 