CALVIN

Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.

You really are a calvin

by Potatoes03 August 9, 2022

Charles Calvin

The only reason I like the government pathways...
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

so yeh

Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭

Charles Calvin is the only legitimate reason to like the government pathways P.S I just got VH and I'm still crying so go away 😡😭

by SandwichBananaFace December 21, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is an annoying person, he constantly acts like an ape

I saw a monkey throwing his fecal matter at the wall the other day, seems like a Calvin

by JoelTheNonce September 23, 2018

Calvin

A name for a guy who’s usually a good guy but sometimes it references a guy who’s a troublemaker

I don’t like this kid… calvin

by Prince_john November 21, 2021

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is wanted by every single man in the whole universe

You know Calvin, he’s the hottest man alive that every man is after.

by ਕੈਲਵਿਨ June 26, 2022

Calvin

The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.

Have you seen Calvin, the male stripper.
Yea hes so hot.

by [e-mail] October 31, 2022