Calvin Faragher

The act of committing benefit fraud and living at your nan'sd house, unemploye.

Feeling quite lazy this week, might commit a calvin faragher

by luke:) May 4, 2025

Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls

I dont like Calvins

by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023

Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream

I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me

by Handleball229 September 28, 2023

calvin

probably one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. calvin is super hot too. you will never find a boy that could beat calvin in anything including looks, personality, and athletics. if you find yourself a Calvin, you got a good one.

hey, who is that?
oh that’s calvin!!

by anonnnn..1 November 25, 2021

Calvin Lowe

Calvin lowe is a female dog (bitch) who only cares for himself and his feelings. He’s a guy who leads you on and tell you when it’s too late.

Her: that’s a Calvin lowe right there
Her: fuck him Calvin lowe girl 😂

by Calvin gf November 29, 2021