Poor Man's caller tune

When someone doesn't have a caller tune that they bought, but rather record a song off the radio, and make that their callertune.

When Vernon called Shaniqua, he heard a poor recording of Beyonce's "Single Ladies" on a car radio. He also heard gum smacking, traffic, a turn signal, and farting. That's what I call a Poor man's caller tune.

by po man October 18, 2011

Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

by emilyhoskins03 December 6, 2010

Word to Casper

A phrase created by Dontae David Lucas Gathers to express that something is true and it is 100% unfalse.

“You didn’t even bun dat bitch homie”
“I fucked that girl bro, that’s Word to Casper.”

by Lil Gathers April 9, 2019

Paint your calipers

To meet up and "smash"

Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers

by RicoRy August 20, 2020

Vietnamese Bush Camper

Do not fuck with any of these men. They will shoot you in the legs and then molest you.

Joe: Oh shit! There is a Vietnamese Bush Camper!
Bob: Holy fuck! He has me by my dick!
Vietnamese Bush Camper: Gim Shi Hoyyyaaaa!!!!

by BigHarryMan69420 April 22, 2022

Camper

A term given to anyone who stays in one place and kills other players in an online FPS video game. Sometimes confused with a sniper, or a defensive person. Gets lame when he/she attempts to stay in the same spot the hole match of the game and shots a spawning-point over and over again just to get kills.

"You fucking camper!"

"It's called defence."

by (SIC)Drummer November 7, 2004

camper

A term used when a player (in a multi-player game) kills a person when the killer is stationary, in a hidden area for many minutes to wait for a target to get in range for a kill.

Many "pros" use this technique to guard key objectives of the game and hide in areas so obvious they are not and get several kills to loosen the load on the people guarding the "ctf flags" and are wrongfully accused as a person to get easy kills.

Many "noobs" use this technique to get easy kills in areas with virtually no player transit and tends to slow down the game just because of the choice of location.

Many "noobs" accuse "pros" as campers because they cannot understand the fact they just got killed in such a simple way and try to find a reason to justify the "uncommon" act of a person killing them.

Noob1: "d0oo0d 570op t3h h4x0rz1n c4mp1n oh 1 c411 t3h 1337 4dm1n5 omn y0 azz"

Pro1: "I'm not a hacking camper, I'm a perfectly legitimate player that just stopped you from capturing the flag."

Noob2:"h4yz do0od 1 54w5 u h4x c4mp1n s0 uzz b3tt4 g0o 4w4y"

Pro1:"You noobs prevent this very game from ever avoiding the classification of "Worst Player Community" award."

Noob1&2:"uzz ju57 4 n00b n0o0b"

by Genisys Stoopidar June 30, 2008