pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Vegas is calling

When you bet on a sports game and it seems great when all of the sudden you lose the bet. Vegas called in to make you lose.

My bet was in the money but all of the sudden I lost. Vegas is calling.

by BeastRunner December 13, 2021

But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

Callifying

A conjunction of Calling and Verifying. The act occurs when a person calls to verify information.

I was just callifying the budget of the organization.

by ahuey October 18, 2008

calligulove

the act of making love to broccoli; a glove from California

Why yes, I do practice calligulove.
This calligulove smells like sawdust.

by Brosifus November 15, 2009

Calligraphying

The act of doing calligraphy

"what are you doing?"

"I was calligraphying letters for a wedding"

by Sir McFluffamus December 19, 2017

Calliferant

An incredibly strong, sweet smell, pungent to the point of being stifling, that often encourages misplaced and frantic sensations of exuberance. The feelings caused by calliferant scents often result in mild to shocking behavioral changes, including (but not limited to) a person throwing open windows, whereupon which they will thrust their upper half out into the elements and began belting Disney tunes. This usually signals wildlife within a ten to thirteen mile radius, drawing all manner of woodland creatures to the panicked singer in droves. Most often, the sound of the music will be accompanied by smaller varieties of birds flitting about the head and face of the singer, though larger corvids have been reported. In March 1937 a condor was reported colliding with one unlucky individual. Near the final week of October, bats have been generally reported.

The scent of rotten wax was cloying, like sweettree gum painting the inside of his nostrils, thick and calliferant.

by Arcadian Decay December 8, 2018