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clusterbate

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.
Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.
by mickmetoo September 9, 2009
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clusterfluffle

a SNAFU of sorts. a classy cross between the terms clusterfuck and kerfluffle.
My spouse and I were both adopted at birth. After searching for our birth parents for many years, we found ourselves in a clusterfluffle when we discovered that we had the same birth mother and were actually siblings.
by speedymama May 22, 2010
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Cluster Trailer

The act of joining more than 2 mobile homes (trailers) together thus creating a larger home.
This is the most common form of floor plan expansion while residing in either a"single wide" or "double wide" trailer.
Usually beginning with a single family unit, then adding sheds, Winnebagos, tarps, duct tape, and shipping containers.
Hey Billy, i just dun got me one of dem doublewides added to my livinroom so i can get my hot cousin to mov in wit us.

I was driving past a trailer park and there was a pile of trailers all connected to each other in all sorts of ways creating a giant cluster trailer.
by 8u115hi7 June 29, 2010
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Clusterfubia

noun; The fear of getting oneself into a clusterfuck.
Remy hasn't left the office in 4 days. He's suffering from acute Clusterfubia.
by Fat JG January 12, 2011
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clusterflux

A situation that is in such a state of change and uncertainty, that it can not even be deemed a legitimate clusterfuck.
For three weeks, the 2000 presidential election was in a state of clusterflux.
by politicalJunky1896 November 4, 2011
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clusterfuckfaceometer

(n) The device used to report the "feels like" data on the weather channel.

Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.

If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.

After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.
Jack: "Holy crap, feels like a hundred degrees out here!"

Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."

Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"

Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."
by Neil @ RateSavvy February 5, 2012
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Clusterclick

The phenomenon of tourists on the same trip taking multiple shots of the same scene and posting them all to a social media site like Facebook.
When Ann, Keith, and Fred all posted photos on Facebook of the same rice paddy, it was a total clusterclick.
by Frederick Lane October 2, 2012
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