cause harm

Cause havoc.

Drippin too hard

You don’t want to go near terrell he’s about to cause harm with double rollie’s

by SODDYSICCH May 27, 2019

Root Causes Tour

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.

Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!

by BigEd129 June 11, 2021

santa clause

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.

"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.

by anon. April 3, 2005

claustrophobic

Fear of Santa Claus, coined in Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward: "I told you, I'm claustrophobic!"
Patrick: "What's that mean?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus"

by ella1383xra December 30, 2014

bullshit clause

A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.

I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.

I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.

Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.

Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.

by A Sasha Fierce Support Rep. June 28, 2009

Zaphod Clause

Important precondition for attaining the role of chief of the executive wing of government, not least in the United States. More or less quote/unquote, "You can't become President with an entire brain." From the movie of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Al Gore and John Kerry almost made it, but they were both scuppered by the Zaphod Clause.

by Fearman August 31, 2007

Wop-Clause

A term used to describe when an italian makes a bet, knowing they will lose, 'greases' their way out of there side of the agreement. Like an invisible fine print only the wop grease can reveal.

"oooooh, Migalooch used the Wop-Clause to back out of our bet when i fully won!"

"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"

Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"

Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"

Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop

makes a bs excuse that was never agreed

upon in the first place just to get out of his

side of the agreement, thats what a

"WOP-CLAUSE" is!

Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"

Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"

by HoganCCBrianJordan November 3, 2010