Carpedonktum

1. One who states the obvious others refuse to admit, brilliantly points out the absurdity and contradictions of the American left through memes often causing consternation among NPCs.

Look at that poor NPC, looks like she is stuck behind a fence, she must have watched a carpedonktum meme.

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

carpet

a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2008

Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

carpe drinkem

To seize the drink! To take every opportunity to drink. To live each drinking moment to the fullest.

We can't get any more booze until the liquor store opens... Carpe Drinkem!

When one wakes up with an open can still full of beer... Carpe Drinkem.

by El Sadado December 30, 2007

carpenter's special

flat chested virgin female

She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...

by cj old man w March 14, 2009

carpetgarfer

A person who loves to eat out fine tasting vagina

women : damn u have been licking it for three hours.

Man : I love licking vagina hahahahaha

women : your such a carpetgarfer

by infinit-777 and lambo November 2, 2009

pubic carpet

The hundreds of pubic hairs that surround the lower ledge of a urinal. Usually one that hasn't been cleaned in awhile.

Somebody need to clean the restroom. All the urinal shave full on pubic carpets.

by TB451 October 17, 2007