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A four legged animal that has been domesticated to reside with and without humans. Also the official animal of the internet.
Sam: Did you pet the cat?
Lisa: No, it's ignoring me as usual.
by SaturnVRKT August 17, 2017
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Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.
Remember: Cats suck,Dogs Rule
by ´´´= September 13, 2017
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murdering bastards that will kill your whole family without mercy, using a flaming fireball of death and screaming kamehaheha! THEY CAN EVEN SEE JOHN CENA!!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!
help, CAT IS HERE!
by sigma chad rizzler August 21, 2022
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the cat got stuck in the tree in a cartoon so they call the entire fire department to get them down even though they can just jump
by the person who exists February 17, 2022
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/kat/ noun.

small domesticated animals with four furry legs and a tail. Meows often and can be dickheads but also cuddly. but this is not limited to walrusses, kangafuckingroos, foxes, chinchillas, and raccooons. Anything with whiskers is a cat.
*at the beach*
John: "Did you see that thing over there?"

Bob: "Is that a dolphin???"

John: "No its a seal, the water cat."

Bob:"Oh shoot you right."
by izljn January 1, 2018
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They are Cute and fluffy if you have one your special cause

YES they also she a lot of hair

In japan cats say Nya in America they say Meow
"THEY ARE SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE I COULD JUST CUDDLE IT ALL THE TIME"
Cats can also be men whom play Jazz ...
Cats can also be rasing an anchor from out of the ocean but who gives a fuck
"look at that cute cat I JUST WANT TO P E T IT!!!!"
by Skyo-Chan December 19, 2019
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the rulers of the internet
by cat #937 April 11, 2018
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