Right Bumper 

A word used to define a 'sneaky' or 'clever' trick or physical attribute some one can do. From the the Xbox 360 controller's right bumper making your character do some amazing trick in a video game.

Man: Dude I just kicked this drunk Chuck Norris style!
Man2: Cool, that IS totally right bumper man!

Right Bumper by Philyo1 January 31, 2010

hummer bumper 

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

hummer bumper by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

Dumper bumper 

To act, or be a queerosexual and or act like the gay, fudge packer Tom Cruise.

In prison don't drop your soap because you could get sexually assaulted by a dumper bumper.

Dumper bumper by Michael Boner November 14, 2010

Jesus Bumper 

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.

ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.

Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.

Jesus Bumper by cutup3 July 21, 2014

knuckle bumper 

Another term for a lesbian. To get a visual example, bend both the index and middle finger of each hand and bump the mid knuckles together thus simulating two vaginas bumping each other as lesbians do to get sexual pleasure, such as the extremely hot act of tribbing.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you met the new girl? She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but dude she's a knuckle bumper. There's rainbows and shit all over her social network profile."

knuckle bumper by MrFriendzone April 13, 2016

freckle bumper 

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

freckle bumper by 75%er September 23, 2016

tarantula bumper 

Women who love women you know lesbians who are unshaven

Bobby didn't know his wife was a Tarantula bumper until he caught her with his best friends wife ..

tarantula bumper by NunYuhBiz November 21, 2016