breakfast

The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.

You may get breakfast in bed, but I get dinner in bed, which is much better.

by LK March 21, 2004

Breakfast Club

Sometimes misinterpreted as a teen flick about a couple preps, it is the defining movie for a generation. It is about a jock, a cheerleader, a nerd, a, "basket case," and an early punk being stuck in a library for full day Saturday detention. One of the best movies of all time, it influenced a generation. The song, "Don't You Forget About Me," will still make any tough Senior cry.

Watch it. Love it. Live it. I dress like the punk one 24/7.

by Macadaciouse May 11, 2004

mexican breakfast

A cigarette and some tap water as a meal.

I am so poor, I had to eat a Mexican Breakfast today.

by vurp May 1, 2003

portuguese breakfast

The act of scrambling eggs and eating them from a woman's vagina.

That chick's a freak, she likes Portuguese breakfasts.

by Anthony Enrique Esparza Cinelli September 15, 2005

Breakfast At Tiffany's

The classiest romance movie ever, staring Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard. Anyone who dislikes it will feel the wrath of god. (abbreviated as BAT)

Person - "Ugh Breakfast At Tiffany's is soooo good. Have u seen it?"
Person 2- "Ofc who hasn't?"

by olivia the cowardly dog October 20, 2018

soggy breakfast

The act of a female inserting all of a man's genitalia into her mouth at one time, thus leaving it moist with saliva.

She's got a big mouth and gave me a soggy breakfast. She got the sausage and the eggs in there at the same time!

by The Lunatiques November 19, 2010

Texas Breakfast

A medium to large assortment of snacks that would be deemed unhealthy by the general public.

i swear to god tim, everytime i walk into 7-11 I can't help but buy myself a texas breakfast

by skroach June 13, 2011