body massage

A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.

That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.

by Led Zeppole March 10, 2004

Body Season

another term for people getting layed out or killed .

If dude dont shut up its gonna be a body season/ Its about to be a body season/ Empty your pockets or its body season

by P.O.P January 18, 2008

Body bombing

to write on a person when they pass out a party. ( usally happens when said person has had way too much to drink )

yo! That kid was assed out at the party last night. So we went body bombing!

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Body Beard

The hair covering a mans chest and stomach area

Joe: Dan come on lets go on the boat!

Dan: Chill out i gotta trim my body beard first

by westsiderezider August 21, 2008

body ironed

When you wear a wrinkled shirt and the heat from your body gets rid of the wrinkles.

I wasn't going to wear that shirt because it was so wrinkled but I figured it would be body ironed in a few minutes.

by chelimama April 21, 2010

Body Count

A Heavy Metal Band founded by Ice-T and his friend Ernie C, they have since made 7 albums, with their debut album Body Count and Bloodlust being their most notable. One of the songs on the debut, "Cop Killer", caused controversy for it's violent, anti-police lyrics, which ended up in it's removal from the album, to which Ice-T then made into a Single.

"Hey you ever heard of the Metal band that Ice-T is in? It's called Body Count, it fuckin' rocks man".

by Mr. DQ January 23, 2022

Body Of Christ

When you get a lady to kneel before you ejaculate while crossing her arms. You then spooge in her mouth and say "body of christ" forcing her to not waste it and swallow.

I had a spiritual time with susan last night where she accepted the body of christ

by Redbaron3:16 January 26, 2010