BENCH

Out of the game basically no chance with the woman/man

Ex. woman must pick between 2 men but doesnt really choose and one of the men know they've been benched.
"You've still got a chance"
"Ive been benched"
"you -"
"Beeenched"

by NiteEclipse September 14, 2005

Beech

Most commonly used to label a male faggot, in replacement for bitch.

Just think of a male bitch. That's a beech.

I, I, I wasn't ready. Don't pass the ball so fast next time.

Hah, beech!

by MaxximumOverdrive May 23, 2016

Picnic Bench Super Hero

. A lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it's Picnic Bench.

. This hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.

. Is lazy

The only known Picnic Bench Super Hero is Roxanne.

"Would you get off of your ass, what're you, a Picnic Bench Super Hero or something?"

by RMB III October 2, 2006

Benchmarking

To sit or be sitting on a bench or couch with no pants on.

"Gross dude! You're benchmarking my new sofa" -Will KitZel

by Will KitZel February 25, 2011

Benchin' pukki

Shitting yourself so hard that your eyes pop out of your head

Man we ate well last night, you should have seen Paul's face when the bill came out though, we agreed we would split and boy he was benchin' pukki

by Bazzasdirtyprawn August 22, 2019

58 Beechwood

Where a Fish lives.

One day Jann and Harvey ventured into 58 Beechwood....And they started to have fun with a tiny fish they met in a white grandma car...
"Heyy Jann lets push Fish into the pool, it likes water."
"Sure Harvey, make sure it doeasn't see though"

by Michael Gatto October 9, 2008

Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004