Batman Time

Going to sleep after 6 am and waking up at 3pm or later

I missed class because I am on Batman time

by Slam7550 May 29, 2013

batmanned out

when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them

Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 2, 2015

Batman Lootcrate

When a large parcel is delivered to you as a gift and as you open it, a group of Samoans dressed in Batman themed costumes jumps out and rapes your ass.

Although Adam couldn't walk for days, he was ecstatic about receiving a Batman Lootcrate in his hotel room.

by Michael&Jay May 15, 2016

Blue Batman

The dark whispy clouds seen over the horizon at dawn or dusk.

"The sunrise is beautiful, but these blue batmans are tripping me out"

by kingofthen0rth February 13, 2018

GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!

A phrase in which you are shook and surprised but also disappointed.

Can also be used when you see an incredibly voluptuous badonkadonk (on occasion lady utters but not sag bags).

Jeret , "My pet guinea pig died."
John, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

*Kate who is built like a pear walks by*
Rick, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021

A Batman’s Wife

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.

Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.

by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021

Rusty Batman

The act of Sixty Nining where both parties shove their thumbs up eachothers's asses after a particularly hot curry, pulling them out and making a Bat Signal between them.

You would not believe what Sandra make me do last night! She begged me to do a rusty batman with her. So the wedding is Thursday.

by RuneClaw July 31, 2021