michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.

Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement

by Elizafox July 6, 2017

Nanny Bashers FC

Nanny Bashers FC is the best pro clubs team on PlayStation 4, with players including Fishy Fanni, Jim McGarry and the Boss.

Nanny Bashers FC are going to division 1

by EoinMaguire January 26, 2019

Dirt Basement

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal

Deriving from:

2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor

Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *

"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"

Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."

by less_jess October 19, 2019

Laureny Basement

Laureny basement is cool and awesome. She brings McDonald’s and other fast foods items. And let you use the WiFi

“You still in Laureny basement?”
“Yeah! It the bomb!”

by Ilovemyself78 June 21, 2020

Third Baseman

A guy who doesn’t have sex, opting to draw the line at fellatio, cunnilingus, and other heavy petting, all while avoiding ejactulation; Voluntarily celibate - volcel

Girl: “Mmm your couch is so comfy and you smell really good”
Guy: “You’re such a sweet gell”
*sometime later*
Girl: “Omg! Put it in me!!”
Guy: “Hahaha! I’m a third baseman! I’ll be keeping my cum!”

by Smykovsy January 22, 2021

Toly Basher

A term used when someone is being an idiot or a bit thick.

“Oh you Toly basher”

“Go and get me my Irn Bru you Toly basher”

by Greysaswaggomy November 15, 2021

Teddys basement

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.

Did you hear about the girl that got assaulted in Teddys Basement last week?

by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022